Taiwan has welcomed me back with style. Style of a sort. Style that could be classified into the "series of ridiculous events" that IS living overseas. Ah. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Since my computer is refusing to work with the internet here for the time being, I'm borrowing a few moments on a gracious friend's computer. But I'm going to limit this entry from what it could be. I know what you're thinking... maybe this is a good thing.
Okay, actually, let's just cut to the chase. I ended up getting into Chia Yi around 2am last evening/this morning. At church today I loved seeing people and things were looking good. Only one torrential downpour had gotten in my way on my way to church, and thankfully God had endowed me with enough sense to bring my rain jacket along in my scooter. So all was right.. as right as rain, if you will.
After church, I decided to get some grocery shopping done. And purchase a hair dryer. I discovered mine to have been mistakingly disposed of in the feverous cleaning activities of the summer. At any rate, I decided the place to shop for all these things would be Carrefour... da da da daa! Apparently the rest of Chia Yi city thought that would be the place to shop today too. I kid you not, I spent 3 hours there trying to maneuver from one section of the store to the other. And I was getting stared at - a lot. I always notice it a ton more when I first come in from the States... do I still have the essence of an American wafting from me for the first few weeks that later wears off? Or am I just more acutely aware of the stares immediately after "fitting in" in the States? Who knows. At any rate, it was a experience, a slow experience shopping. I didn't mind. I enjoyed the time with no where else to be. I had a couple good conversations too, one with some friends I ran into, one with a 9 year old whose English was incredible. Except whenever I'd ask her a question, she'd first exclaim, "MeeEE?!" i.e. "How old are you?" "MeeEE?! I'm 9 years old." "What do you like to do in the summer?" "MeeEE?! I like to play pirates with my friend."
Leaving the store was where the crazy happened. First, it was raining harder now than it had been all day. We're talking sheets of rain. I was entertaining myself on my scooter ride trying to think of how to best describe the experience of driving a scooter, balancing shopping bags, through sheets of rain and flooding streets. There's no way to do it justice. You should just experience it for yourself. It's better.... and quite possibly wetter... than any water park.
But get this. I'm coming out of the parking lot when I look a bit ahead of me at a scooter who's trying to get out, but stopped because of the excess of vehicals trying to get into Carrefour. I notice a spider near the back wheel. This spider is huge. We're talking the size of my hand or bigger. Its body wasn't particularly fat, but its legs were definitely longer than my fingers, skinner, but still thick as far as spiders go and covered with light tan hair. The whold thing was a light tan color. I've never seen anything like it. It looked fake, except that it was clearly chasing, feeling it's legs up after this scooter. I kid you not. The scooter would move forward a bit and this huge spider would chase the hind wheel. I kept blinking at it to see if I was seeing it right and if the spider was real. The driver of the scooter seemed oblivious. After a little bit of this rear wheel chasing, the driver of the scooter turned the front wheel toward the left in hopes, I suspect, of making it through two cars on that side. At this, the spider left the rear wheel, ran up to the front wheel, got a hold of the tread in the front wheel, and then when the driver started driving, the spider rode the wheel up into the body of the scooter. I followed, watching the ground, expecting to see the spider squashed with a wheel track... but nope. It must have jumped off as the wheel went round and was now riding on the inside of the front of this fellow's scooter.
It was bizarre. It seriously was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen - right along with the dog walking around Carrefour on its two hind legs that I saw my first year in Taiwan. But a huge spider who chases down a scooter and hops a ride? What?! I hope that it wasn't dangerous. I thought about trying to chase down the driver and warn him, but I've not the foggiest idea how to say "spider" in Chinese and what with my scooter laden with groceries and the rain coming down in barrel-fulls, there wasn't much chance of that.
I wish I had a video of it. And I wish I could tell you exactly how big this giant thing was. Probably the rain water had just chased it out of the sewers where it had grown to be so mutantly large and it was looking for higher ground... like on top of a scooter wheel.
Weird.
Blast. I'll always be a painter with my stories rather than a pointer. Even with limited time. Here's to you, patient readers!