Story Time
I'm sitting at my desk correcting some of the students' recent stoires... here is one that I got a kick out of... this is unaltered/uncorrected...
"Play Ball"
The story is about tow child who like to play ball! In a hot day, there is a girl name Rachel, she likes to play ball, she is 0 years old. One day, Rachel want to play ball in her school, she ask everyone, but everone didn't like to play with Rachel, because everbody were 45000 years old. She ask a boy name Mark, he is o.5 year old. He likes to play ball too! So, they play ball together. They become friends! They grow up and are married!
How about that for a story? I suppose if everyone else is 45000 years old, and you are zero years old, and there is one guy who is 0.5 years old, the options are limited. I'm glad Rachel and Mark could make a go of it.
Also, this student came up to me and said, "Look! I used your sister's name!" Good memory. Mark is the name of another teacher here who subbed for my class a couple times. That cracked me up.
"Play Ball"
The story is about tow child who like to play ball! In a hot day, there is a girl name Rachel, she likes to play ball, she is 0 years old. One day, Rachel want to play ball in her school, she ask everyone, but everone didn't like to play with Rachel, because everbody were 45000 years old. She ask a boy name Mark, he is o.5 year old. He likes to play ball too! So, they play ball together. They become friends! They grow up and are married!
How about that for a story? I suppose if everyone else is 45000 years old, and you are zero years old, and there is one guy who is 0.5 years old, the options are limited. I'm glad Rachel and Mark could make a go of it.
Also, this student came up to me and said, "Look! I used your sister's name!" Good memory. Mark is the name of another teacher here who subbed for my class a couple times. That cracked me up.
